Semi-fiction

Taking a page from Charlie Kaufman, write a semi-fictionalized version of yourself into a scene from one of your favorite movies or books. You can assume the place of the protagonist, the villain, a secondary character or a completely new character. The idea is that your presence in the story, everything you bring to the table, the choices you make, should change the trajectory of the story — the tone, the outcome, the setting — whatever and however you can imagine. Please aim for a minimum of 1,000 words for this one.